bald eagle

a person who has no pubes

Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off

by john May 14, 2003

bald eagle

when a chic don't got any pube hairs cuz she waxed it all off or shaved it

Girl 1 :: ((_walks up to friends_)) HEYY !! LOOK AT MY BALD EAGLE !! ((_pulls down pants to show off_))
Girl 2 :: that had to have hurt down there ..

by `1 xO_GiiAnnA* July 11, 2005

Bald Eagle

Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.

Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".

by Lexi C. O'Grapher June 22, 2020

Bald Eagle

(noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.

Brb about to go get some bald eagle.

I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.

My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.

by Terminator69 July 9, 2015

bald eagle

A bagel that originally had toppings (sesame seeds, poppy seeds, etc) that has subsequently had all of the toppings brushed off before consumption.

I ordered a poppy seed, but the server brought me a bald eagle. WTF.

by freedomFREEDOM September 29, 2015

Bald Eagle

When you shave your hair and shove your face and head in a pussy.

bald eagle that bitch!

by koolaidftw April 26, 2011

Bald eagle

When you are being ridden native American style (see def. Native American style ) , and you get scalped from behind. Your partner then shots a creamy wad on your open head wound.

I was riding this skank last night native American style so I pulled out my hatchet and gave that bitch a Bald eagle.

by N8dog640 July 15, 2014