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Tower of Babel

When you lay three or more women of different ethnicities that all speak different languages than you on top of each other and perform coitus with each woman starting from bottom to top.
"Dude, I crushed box last night in a tower of babel with an asian girl, french girl, german girl AND mexican girl"
by cloreacerobinson88 April 10, 2014
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Tower of Babel

-noun
The act of standing on a stack of bibles during coitus in the standing position because one of the participants is too short.
I was gonna fuck this midget in a church, but there weren't enough bibles for a Tower of Babel.”
by bananafish3 July 11, 2010
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Tower of Babel

When you have sex with a person that does not speak the same language
Mid Coitus

Woman: Kimochi! Kimochi!!!!
Man: What the hell are you sayin' lady, it's like the Tower of Babel.
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Babel fish

The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019
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Tower of Babel

A story from the bible of a bunch of morons who were trying to build a high tower into heaven to overthrow god.
Instead, before they could suffocate and die from oxygen pressure, god made them all speak different languages so they won’t understand eacother
Don’t attempt to reenact the Tower of Babel
by Familyrecordj May 16, 2018
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library of Babel

It’s a website. Visit it. It’s cool. Like a potato
I’m going to visit the library of Babel
by Kierancraft June 25, 2019
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Babel effect

In reference to the tower of babel.

That one word, one phrase, one recipe, etc., That is one idea is seen by a many people (dozens, hundreds, thousands, millions, etc), interpreted, researched, thought upon, and yet each person has an entirely different interpretation or concept from the original. Yet can be traced back to the original scource somehow.
Cooking is a good example of the Babel effect. 20 cooks are taught the same exact recipe, yet youll find them each putting a unique spin on the process, flavor, or nutritional value of it
by Theamazinggeek March 23, 2021
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