Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

by jamesqu August 2, 2018

thank u, next

Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy

Thank u, next

by James Clean November 5, 2018

thankie

a cuter way of saying "thank-you" or "thanks"

thankie for the comments

by primaverabebe January 26, 2010

thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

thanka

means the same thing as "Thank you", only abbreviated (has an appealing sound to the ear)

Waiter: "Would you like more tea ma'am?"

You: "Yes, thanka."

by [so] ghetto September 15, 2007

thabk

When you are so excited to thank someone about something that you spell thank with a b.

Thabk you for letting me use your Netflix account!!

by sup3rch3rry August 22, 2019

Thanking the bus driver

Eating a girl out.

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

by APmax July 29, 2018