Theodore 

a sexy bastard. usually has a really big dick. is not circumcised.

"OMG Theodore fucked me last night and he ripped my ass with his huge cock!"

Theodore by big_man97 March 2, 2017

theodore 

a kinda tall guy who has a nice asf six pack. he´s an odd person but really fun to be around . has a lot of friends . someone whom i wanna get close with . Is usually taken by the prettiest girl in school( maybe a Vanessa , Lattia , Georgia, or a Meghan) and the thickest one 2 . A decent sized wee wee . And if he´s single will never have a chance with his fine ass :(

Random girl: Theodore breathed at me yesterday
Another random girl: girl wtf...
Random girl : girl what im obsessed

theodore by Xxxnottentacion September 23, 2019

Theodore 

nickname from George W. Bush for Ted Cruz

Theodore was on the legal team for the 2000 presidential recount, was on the domestic policy team for Bush-Cheney 2000, and Dubya told media outlets that he didn’t like him during the 2016 presidential election.

Theodore by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020

Theodore 

Theodores are as talented, sexy and charismatic as it gets. They always deliver. They’re always tall handsome. Pleasure’s all yours.

-Remember that tall, enigmatic yet attractive guy at the club?
-Who, Theodore?

Theodore by Spyros Mpimpilas November 19, 2021

Theodore 

Is gay but really really sensitive

Theodore is a sus

Theodore by Doggy Dodos July 12, 2019

Theodore 

theodore is the guy who broke my fucking heart and has a girlfriend but hasn't actually rejected me yet..... so i still have a crush on him.

"Did you hear that your name has a crush on Theodore?"

"Yeah. I'm their best friend of course I know."

"i cAN HEAR Y'ALL!"

Theodore by ur-mom-gay December 26, 2018

Theodore 

Theodore most Theodore's rather to be known as Ted and can be fun to hang around with but after around 30 seconds get really bloody anoying doesn't have many friends and is allways extra horny even when it comes to looking at his friends.

I have a boner because I'm Theodore

Theodore by Ali my had June 7, 2017