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textident

texting the wrong person the right message. usually caused by texting 2 people at the same time.
i just had a major textident when i was ordering the take out.
by joytext October 30, 2008
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texticipation

The anticipation of receiving a text message from someone you like
Kevin kept his phone in his front pocket in texticipation of receiving a message from Nina... She's making me wait... She's keeping me waiting...
by ninabug January 25, 2009
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Textitude

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.
Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!
by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009
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Textitude

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude
by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009
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Textident

An incident or accident when you collide with someone on the street who is too busy texting to look where they are going.
In the street when you are caught in the path of an oncoming Text Messager, you narrowly escape a Textident by jumping out of the way. Also screaming "Textident!" in their face at the last moment may save you, but 2 out of 3 texters are also wearing headphones and you will probably get mowed down anyway.
by Anney Fresh May 7, 2008
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texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages
"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"
by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007
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nexticide

1. The act of purposefully causeing yourself to get nexted
2. Intentionally doing something on a date that will cause you to dumped
1. I was about to commit nexticide, if she wouldn't have nexted me
2. She struggled so much, I had to commit nexticide
by Dagnast April 29, 2005
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