texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

Texas Two Step

When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.

A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.

by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011

Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.

"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."

by Ffej16 January 27, 2016

texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018

Texas two by two

The act of having sex in a motel 6 in Texas next to another couple also having sex .

Last time i went out with the boys we had a Texas two by two

by 2xstuff October 19, 2018

Texas Two-Step

The Texas Two-Step is when a man has sex with a woman, and then later on that same day, has sex with a second woman (who is unaware of the sexual activities the man engaged in earlier), without having washed himself off in between women.

Tony: "Man, you sure are busy these days! You never have time to hang out anymore. What's been up, man?"
Rick: "Sorry bro, I've been crushing so much pussy lately, it's getting out of hand! I even did the Texas Two-Step last night, because I didn't have time to go home and shower before fucking Kelly, after I fucked Rachel."
Tony: "Awh man thats brutal. Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro!"

by Miss Hell Kitten March 10, 2026