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Jestified

A word used in Southampton typically used to describe a night out in Jesters Nightclub.
Normally involves being covered in bodily fluids and alcohol.
Oi mate look at that stain on your leg, you’ve been jestified”
by oggi17 December 12, 2017
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tetrified

to be overcome with fear as the Tetris blocks stack up higher and higher.
MJ: "Last night I was playing Tetris and I got to level 10 with 2 rows left and I was totally tetrified and I ended up losing."

Coco: "Lol noob"
by BA2theMAX October 29, 2008
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Titified

A male that has gained cleavage equate to that of a female.

A man that has breasts the size of a woman's breasts.
Dude, that Numa Numa guy is titified!
by DMLD96 August 4, 2011
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Testitide

The exact level of cold water when it first come in contact with your testicles.
As John waded further into the ocean he stood tiptoes to avoid the inevitable cold of the testitide.
by Random_selection August 3, 2008
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Terrified Troll

When you are engaing in anal sex and the girl wants the sperm on her back and so when your about to ejaculate you spit on her back (resembling the sperm) so she turns around and you blow the load in her face.
She was so surprised when i gave her that terrified troll.
by UrbanBoy88586 February 3, 2010
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Pestified

Pestified - Adverb the use of pesticides on and, or within an object that is. animate or inanimate
I used pesticides on the crops last year so the field is pestified still.

The fruits been pestified from the chemicals"
by jigglesjoe March 4, 2012
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testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.
Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.
by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008
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