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TeaTard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.
Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham. It was on this day Jim became a TeaTard.
by Kirks Monkey January 24, 2010
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Terratard

For one to be retarded on an extremely large/gigantic scale, equivalent only to the size of the Dinosaurs.
Sarah just walked into that door, what a terratard!
by GingerShoe April 10, 2011
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teslataxi

A Tesla which is used as taxi. A TeslaTaxi must have a taximeter on board and a light on the roof. If not, it’s a simple sharing app car as other and can’t take pick ups on the street as real taxis.
Oh look, a TeslaTaxi!
by TeslaTaxi November 1, 2022
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Teletard

Classification #7: Those in denial of using :| or ;|.

Classification #8: Those that think words like pie, beans, pot noodles are random, or just use the word random at an inappropriate time.

Classification #9: These are the ones that think they have won an argument by repeating the same sentence over, and over again, usually they are in an argument because of their idiocy.

Teletard is made up by Scott & Dan from Habbo Hotel UK.
Our Habbos are;
Dan: Myndflow, Zummi, zumos etc. you'll know who he is :)
Scott: Severe, Manowar, Dainty, GunsNRoses, Evergrey and so on.
Dan: You are classified as Teletard #1 automatically for using :|
Teletard: but I dont use it!
Dan: You've used it once.
Teletard: 1nce, wow ;|!
Scott: Twice! Since your time in this room.
Teletard: oh whatever i know im not a teletard;| bye
Scott&Dan: *laugh*

Teletard: lol today i ate sum pie, yumm pie, pie is so randum
Scott: RNDM
Dan: BEANZ
Teletard: I fink peas r randum xD
Scott: Either disconnect your keyboard, get the fuck out of this room, or get the fuck off this hotel until you learn English correctly.
(teletard in the back): well she was random ;/
Dan: Get fucked.

Scott&Dan: Hahahaha, Teletard, type something.. possibly your favorite smiley, and insults.. and type a long sentence.
Teletard: Um ShutUp U N00b ;|
Scott&Dan: Just what we needed, you're a fucking Teletard.
Teletard: Whatever N00b ;|
Scott: Hahahahaha! twice!
Teletard: n00b ;|
Dan: Repetitive..
Teletard: Whatever ;|
Scott: Anything better to say?
Teletard: R U Both Retarded? :|
Dan: As if he's just called us retarded.
Scott: Hahaha, smell da ironi lyk.
Teletard: Whatever Ur Both Retarded I Win Bye ;|
by Scott Dainty September 15, 2008
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Teratard

Tard - a retard who is so dumb, they don't even deserve the -re
Retard - being a Tard twice
Tritard - being a Tard three times
Teratard - being a Tard 1 trillion times

tera - prefix for 1 trillion
"Trump is an amazing guy," said the little fucking Teratard
by SpiceRice May 15, 2019
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Thalatards

They can be explained in one word. Chutiyas.
Thalatards are the biggest chutiyas on this planet. Period.
by Don'tCareVirgin July 5, 2021
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TEATARD

someone who, when making a cuppa tea removes the teabag before adding milk.
that cuppa had better not have been made the TEATARD way???

This tea taste like a TEATARD made it.
by macks83 January 13, 2012
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