Tent Pitcher

An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.

The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.

by tomasina August 20, 2012

Tent maker

Female equivalent of “panty dropper;” a hot woman that makes a man pitch a tent, ie get a hard on

Dude, did you see the new brunette they hired? She’s a real tent maker!

by Urban legenz January 28, 2021

tent guy

A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!

Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers

by Rockatansky1983 May 27, 2016

Tent Stuff

When you and another person are a sharing a tent while camping and decide, "Fuck it, we're both here. Might as well!" and hook-up in the great outdoors.

You: So it's just the two of us out here, huh?
Friend: Yeah, you wanna do some tent stuff?
You: Hell yes I do!
*start making out*

by androgynoushoespanker November 23, 2014

tent picture

A picture of a guys hard dick inside his underwear making it look like a tent

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about Jacob sending Sarah tent pictures!!
Friend 2: no way!

by ElGatotron January 25, 2023

tent mall

A mall that from the outside and inside looks just like a circus tent, and located in Crystal River, Florida. Inside there are a good number of elderly citizens and annoying rednecks. There are around 6 places to eat in the center of the mall, and the best thing to eat would be the pretzel bites from Magic Twists ice cream and pretzels. Wannabe punk kids go to Spencer's and the rest of the teenagers are normally found infront of the built in movie theatre. There are also no segways allowed.

Poor young people who don't have enough money to drive to the Ocala mall or boring teenagers with nothing to do hang out at the tent mall.

by zangnail August 26, 2008

Tent Party

When you're trying to sleep in a sleeping bag and another guy spoons you with a boner, then wakes you up by asking "can you feel that?"

I would go camping with Erik, but he always tries to have a tent party with me.

by TheRealWhites February 2, 2012