Tenacious D

The best fucking damned, hard-rocking band in the universe

Double Team
Damn!!
a hard days rockin'
better slip off my shoes
let me get a little stretch and a bend
dip my toes to jacuzzi, baby
slip out this book Butress of Windsor
HO HO HO who's this how's it goin'
that's the first thing I say to you
how's it goin, are you flowin'
listen honey
thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you
showin' growin'
man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
and squeeeeeeeze
take off your blouse and your underpants
then take a look cause here me and KG come naked out of the sidehatch
with the oils and purfume and insents
Now you're groovin'
put on a coll 70's groove
a funky groove to fuck to
a funky groove to fuck toooo
me
me and KG
its all about sex supreme we likes the cream jeans
have you ever been worked on but you guys who are hot for
your snatch
thats what Im offerin' you
you step into our room
sniff
and then you smell the purfume
you lay upon our roundish bed
and then you feel a tickling on your head
its KG with the feather and the french tickler
look aout baby he got the tools
and then you fell somethin down by your toes
its me its JB
Im sucking on your toes
we dont mind suckin' on toes
good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes
havin' sex with me and KG
now you talkin' doubleteam
SUPREME

by GdQaUnAeG February 25, 2005

Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.

I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

tenacious d

1. Two-man superhero team comprised of:
Nastyman-power of flight, power to kill a yak from 300 yards away with mind bullets, the power to move you
Wonderboy-protector of the mucky muck

"Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power....wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky muck"--Tenacious D

by shecknacious October 29, 2005

tenacious d

the best fucking band in the world

tenacious d rules

by fatguy January 10, 2003

Tenacious D

A band which prides itself on being a very foul, if not hi-fucking-larious band that uses only acoustic instruments.

You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do...
-Tenacious D

by OtherRealChris March 11, 2003

Tenacious D

The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.

Tenacious D Is The Greatest Band In The World!!

by Mightyted April 7, 2003

Tenacious T

n. A person that has good intentions but sucks at every possible aspect of life

Random guy- Hey dude, I know you're trying to keep my little bro from doing drugs, but you're such a Tenacious T.

by LOLmaster69 April 19, 2010