telemarketer

The official newspaper for the Teletubbies.Released every Sunday.
Lala would you please go to the 7Eleven and pick me up a copy of "The Telemarketer", i want to check how my investments are doing
by Danos October 05, 2004
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telemarketer

An under educated unmotivated group of millions that mantain civil obligations,just like the rest of you dirty sanchez's getting off the jersey turnpike.
I'm following up on a mail piece we recently sent you.
by shawn May 05, 2004
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telemarketer caroling

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.
Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.
by DwightS. October 27, 2010
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I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)
Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.
by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011
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indian telemarketer

A person which is always suggesting cleaning products, and long distance calling, Generally they are found in herds crowded in a smokey room with computers all around them.

Generally there name is Patrick
My god patrick is an indian telemarketer
by Kabish November 02, 2007
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Pissing of telemarketers

How to get rid of telemarketers while having a good laugh!
Hello are you interested in buying condoms
YES!
Ok do you have a credit card
YES!
Can i have your credit card number?
YES!
ok what is it?
YES!
This happens and thus its also pissing of telemarketers
IS this a joke
YES!
Are you an idiot??
*Chuckle* *chuckle* YES!!!!!!!
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
by The asshole troll September 04, 2011
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telemarketer hunting season

A hunting season that should exist.
Turn on caller ID, it's telemarketer hunting season!
by 1ns4n1ty April 09, 2006
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