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Toidi

absolute idiot who quacks like a duck
Idiot backwards is 'toidi'
For example- Tejal is so toidi that she failed the blood test.
by bigboywithbigdreamsanbig June 28, 2023
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ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.
I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
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Mud Tidings

A word that can be used in almost any situation, postive or negative, in order to express ones emotions when they can't word them themselves. Can also just be used in a random situation to react to something someone has just said.
roland: how was your match?
gilderoy: Mud Tidings!!!
roland: not so good then?
gilderoy: no, it was excellent!

blake: why did you do that?
wyatt: Mud Tidings!!!
by lasiaf July 13, 2012
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Teddi

The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.
I dont want anyone else, i want my Teddi.
by killingmyself8 January 17, 2018
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tedding out

to overthink or stress about something that is very simple. derived from the awesome tv show How I Met Your Mother.
Guy to girl: "hey" girl"hey" guy:"see ya" girl"ok bye" girl to girl2:"Oh jeez do what do you think he meant by that?!" girl2 to girl1"Stop tedding out all he meant was hello"
by awesomlyrandom November 12, 2010
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teddin

just chillin, relaxin, layin back, enjoyin the day, just havin a good old time doing absolutely nothing at all.
what are you up to?

oh nothin man just teddin
by AG90 March 7, 2011
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tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.
Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG
by JJames September 17, 2005
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