ORPHAN TEARS

We popped the top, we know what was in it
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!)

Then the room filled with colors and shapes
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes
Oh snap, and what made it worse
Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass
He passed some gas and it snapped in half
Yo, Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair
Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus
I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on)
(Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears)

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
(Hey dude, get up!)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!"

I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo
I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!)

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar

"Hay how did u get the Orphan tears?"
Well Orphan tears is a song and I got the tears from Orphans crying and when they cry they produce liquid

by >Orphan tears< March 8, 2022

Teresa Titties

Very small, almost nonexistent titties.

“Did you cop a feel?”
“Nah bro she’s got Teresa Titties”

by TittyMonsta January 20, 2023

teresa maria

The most amazing girl you will ever find her brain and body are beautiful. Teresa Maria is the combination of classy with sassy, so don't get on her bad side. People with that name love with passion, and would do anything for there lovers. They are kind sweet and sincere nut don't get on there bad side because they would make you wish you were in hell.

Teresa Maria that girl is the bomb.com

Teresa Maria that's your girls name... Lucky you have a keeper.

by Happily ever after you :) June 12, 2016

snorg tees

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.

Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."

by Mickey W. May 21, 2008

crocodile tears

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.

You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?

by Karsh May 13, 2004

Teresa

A Teresa is a girl who is selfless. She can be a bitch but she is nice in general. She jokes too much, but she can be quiet at times. A Teresa is goofy and makes people laugh but only her closest friends know the real her. She can be having a good day and next thing you know she’s having a bad day. She loves her friends and family. And she drops her friends right if they turn fake. She don’t give a fuck about what bitches say about her. And she’ll only fight if it’s necessary. Don't lose a friend named Teresa, never let her go. You WILL regret it. Trust me!!.

“I wish I could be like Teresa. She is so bad!”

by Qué onda! July 20, 2018

Teresa

She is a great friend, a wonderful sister, funny, gorgeous, outgoing. Never too serious, the life of the party. There is no party without her. You’ll love her the moment you meet her.

Call Teresa and let’s get this party started.

by Kimone J July 19, 2018