tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

by Jake November 17, 2003

tech

1. An adjective used to denote something especially effective at a given time. Slang originating from collectible card games: a card deemed particularly useful in a certain situation is deemed "tech," and it spread to other things.

2. A synonym for cool, due to sloppy usage of definition 1.

Both definitions are usually only used by card geeks.

Oh, man. Telling your mother that you were at a blood drive instead of out drinking was tech—now she thinks you're disoriented due to blood loss!

by Starfury April 11, 2004

Tech On

Technology inspired erection

I told our programmer he could create a new database and he totally got a tech on

by glaikery January 27, 2011

Tech on

Tech on - A term used when you totally want to rock out, but are listening to electronic music rather than rock. Similar meaning to rock, rock on, rock out, etc. except that rock is much cooler.

It's also an Asian tech news thing, but the first definition is much cooler.

"Dude, this beat is totally awesome!"
"Tech on!"

"Man, put some trance on, I need to tech out."

by Heart Flame June 29, 2007

tech

v.

To organize a show or production; to work behind the scenes at a play or concert.

I teched the concert...the lights got so messed up because none of the techies paid attention.

by someone July 18, 2004

tech

A person of infinite knowlege and skillz

1. One of my techs will be over shortly to explain the meaning of life.

2. One of my techs will be coming over to build a concrete wall to partition your garden.

3. Ive got my techs looking at a large project, once they have spent several months research and evaluating it I will reject it.

by david-hasslehoff August 27, 2010

tech

A term for cool or awesome, especially pertaining to objects or places, and the technical intricacy, efficency or design thereof.

"Dude, did you see his new turntable?"
"Yeah, it's pretty tech"

by John April 29, 2004