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Tebowned

To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.
7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned
by JohnnyBJ April 9, 2010
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tabloid tv

tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.

tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.
"anything on the tube tonight man?"

"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."
by The Real IzzleMann February 19, 2009
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Teflon Flu

Nickname given by employees to the effects felt after working in DuPont P.F.O.A. storage tanks. Medical conditions caused by PFOA (perfluorooctanoic acid), a product used in the manufacture of teflon by DuPont, include birth defects, kidney cancer, testicular cancer, thyroid disease, pre-eclampsia, and ulcerative colitis. 70,000 people living near the plant in Parkersburg, West Virginia regularly drank water tainted with the chemical known to be poisonous by DuPont - facts covered up at local, city and state levels, including the Parkersburg EPA. If not for the tenacity of local farmer Wilbur Tennant and lawyer Robert Bilott the case would not have been exposed.
Fred came home from work sick again — fever, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting — after working in one of the PFOA storage tanks. It happens all the time at the DuPont plant. His wife says the men at the plant call it ‘‘Teflon Flu.’’ Don't worry about it, he'll be fine.
by Danny Anonymous November 27, 2020
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Tim Teblow

a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.
There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.
by Coolerfull July 13, 2012
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Teflon Poo

A non-stick poo. The kind of shit that leaves no trace on one's rusty sheriff's badge.
When you wipe your arse after taking a dump but there is nothing there. The poo left no trail or trace on the loo roll or your sphincter. A Teflon Poo.
by MisLouLou January 6, 2012
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Timmy tebowl

Flower, keif, and hash all smoked together.

Popular combination in the Bay Area.

No actual relation to the football player however Tim was known for passing drug tests on the Florida gators for players which include Riley Cooper, Janoris Jenkins, and Aaron Hernandez.
Omg I can't stop coughing after I hit the timmy tebowl!
by Captain Obvious 650 August 26, 2013
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tard teflon

Derived from "tard" (from "mental retardation": a formerly common, but now considered derogatory, term for learning disabilities or other cognitive deficits) and "Teflon" (a brand of synthetic resin used for non-stick coatings), "tard teflon" refers to the uncanny ability of many a moron to avoid serious or lasting consequences for their poor decisions.
Alex managed to tard teflon their way out of prison time for driving under the influence, instead being slapped with a small fine and put on a year's probation.
by pplolpp January 6, 2022
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