Cum Teaspoon

Where you ejaculate over your partner's breasts then use a handy teaspoon to scoop up the cum & feed it to her.

I gave Wendy a cum teaspoon & held her nose until she swallowed.

by HectorT October 31, 2009

teaspoon leg

That little bit of pee that runs down your leg after you thought you were done urinating.

Damn teaspoon leg, now I have to change my underwear.

by ReggieRay December 19, 2014

poofty teaspoon

poofty teaspoon = craig

poofty teaspoon = craig

by the_bitch_from_msn October 16, 2008

teaspoon leg it out of here

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.

Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

by BoosterGould January 2, 2015

made with an extra teaspoon of sugar

An affectionate way to describe a young child, usually a male, when it becomes apparent that the child will turn out be homosexual.

Martha: "Look at little Billy, he's so kind and sweet. You know, I suspect he was made with an extra teaspoon of sugar."

Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."

by JaxColdSweat February 22, 2011

lie like an aluminum teaspoon

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...

She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".

by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018

level a teaspoon

to chill out, or relax

it’ll be fine just level a teaspoon

by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019