Where you ejaculate over your partner's breasts then use a handy teaspoon to scoop up the cum & feed it to her.
by HectorT October 31, 2009
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When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
by BoosterGould January 03, 2015
An affectionate way to describe a young child, usually a male, when it becomes apparent that the child will turn out be homosexual.
Martha: "Look at little Billy, he's so kind and sweet. You know, I suspect he was made with an extra teaspoon of sugar."
Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."
Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."
by JaxColdSweat February 04, 2011
Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day is a day on the 27th October which you can shove a teaspoon of glue up a fionns arse and they CAN NOT do anything about it.
Fionn got a teaspoon of glue shoved up his arse because its shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day
by SweetSalad2 November 27, 2021
T shirt Sans Pants (tsp). The act of wearing only a t shirt with no other clothing. Often seen in men's locker rooms perpetrated by men of the baby boom generation, as well as select nudist resorts.
The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
Oh gross! He's Teaspooning.
Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.
There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.
There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
by Zaxxxh December 13, 2021