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tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea
tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.
by patcat November 5, 2019
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As full as a teaspoon

/az,əz/ /fʊl/ /az,əz/ /ə/ /ˈti spu n/
idiom
Used to describe the degree of fullness when it is equivalent to the volume of a teaspoon.
Teaspoons are used for adding sugar and stirring hot drinks, which is considered to be 5 millilitres when used as a measurement.
**feeling sleepy, eat a teaspoon of food, then go back to sleep.**
MUM: "Wait! Eat before you sleep!"
Ariel: "Goon night! I'm AS FULL AS A TEASPOON now."
by woshinidiecao February 22, 2022
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made with an extra teaspoon of sugar

An affectionate way to describe a young child, usually a male, when it becomes apparent that the child will turn out be homosexual.
Martha: "Look at little Billy, he's so kind and sweet. You know, I suspect he was made with an extra teaspoon of sugar."

Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."
by JaxColdSweat February 22, 2011
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Cum Teaspoon

Where you ejaculate over your partner's breasts then use a handy teaspoon to scoop up the cum & feed it to her.
I gave Wendy a cum teaspoon & held her nose until she swallowed.
by HectorT October 31, 2009
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poofty teaspoon

by the_bitch_from_msn October 16, 2008
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tallahassee teaspoon

a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them
I got Bertha to give pull of the Tallahassee Teaspoon.
by CWgoDolphins March 29, 2011
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lie like an aluminum teaspoon

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...
She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".
by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018
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