Teacup Human

A midget, munchkin, little person, dwarf.

Hey bob, did you know the strip club down the street is having a leprechaun special for St. Patrick’s Day? It’s a bunch of teacup humans stripping in leprechaun outfits, the cover is only $10!!!

by LilBiscuitOnDaTrack November 10, 2018

Charleston teacup

When giving a hand job, you stick your pinkie finger out, just to be fancy.

She's a class act. While stroking it, she gave me a Charleston teacup.

by Gothic Mess September 1, 2022

a storm in a teacup

to make a big deal out of something apparently unimportant

she yelled at me just because I arrived 10 minutes late! She made a storm in a teacup

by juliane.dantas0 November 13, 2015

teacup pig

Genetically engineered in the early 1970s in response to popular demand for “things that are miniature” (see Cooper Mini, espresso, Lilliputians, etc.), the teacup pig became an instant “fan favorite” as a pet amongst “posh teens” given their “cute-little ears” and “cute-little snouts.” In time, the teacup pig’s role in society evolved, enjoyed as both an underground gambling sensation amongst inebriates due to the elasticity of their hip flexors, aerodynamic tiny tails and downhill running technique; later, for pig roasts within the midget community.

that teacup pig was delicious.

by the teacup pig August 16, 2010

Teacup

A person of a smaller stature who is cute, fragile, but very valuable.

That girl is such a teacup.

by lisa pizza 78 July 22, 2009

Teacups

A word to describe something pleasant.
Often an event but could also be a person or object.

James: Today was teacups!
Jasmine: Indeed it was james.

by Jasmine Kennedy August 3, 2007

teacup pigging

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.

I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.

by Astate indians October 28, 2012