Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)

Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.

by AYCRGB March 15, 2019

Caldwell Tanner

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.

Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!

by thatquietkid June 18, 2010

janus riis tannis

A brilliant historian and archaeologist who specialized in Mesoamerican culture and history. He died recently on an archaeological dig in Mexico. Foul play was ruled out in an official report, but there are suspicions that he may have been murdered.

Why do I keep seeing signs saying "Janus Riis Tannis is not who he seems to be"?

by Temple of the Sun February 6, 2005

Teanna

Teanna is a really sweet person who has always got your back. She usually has brunette hair and brown eyes. She has her own unique ways and always knows how to cheer you up. She’s so pretty and is super shy if you don’t know her, but once you start to talk to her, she makes great conversation and gives you good advice!

“Teanna, wow i need to get her”

by orange flowers November 20, 2019

tanner braungardt

Best trampolinist that kind of gave up a flipping YouTube channel

Look it's another Tanner Braungardt

by Tannerbraungardt&foxFAN<3 November 20, 2016

Tannerize

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.

Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."

by Hardparty May 21, 2009

tanning bed

A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.

Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again

by ExtremeTan August 22, 2006