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tea bag

1. A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

2. Placing your testes inside someones mouth and raising and lowering them to look like you are making tea.
I dropped the tea bag into the kettle.

I proceded to tea bag the homeless man.
by DeltaSlaya June 11, 2006
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to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping
i tea baged joe at teh sleepover
by Dude Dan January 16, 2003
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When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.
Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".
by joemammy December 14, 2008
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When a republican takes the testicles and scrotum of another republican in his mouth. Sometimes they make gargling sounds. I think this is also known as felching. Really fascinating to watch.
Man, that Saudi Prince screamed like a woman when Bush tea bagged him.
by Running out of patience December 20, 2008
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dip your nutsack into someone elses mouth... in a tea makeing process
did you tea bag your girlfriend while she was asleep
by asdf November 17, 2002
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While playing Halo multiplayer, after you kill an opponent, you stand over their body and repeatedly crouch over them. Thus looking like you are tea bagging them. Good for a laugh, especially if the player gets all pissed off.
Dude, I'm sooooo 1337! I love tea bagging noobs!
by fritz the cat September 25, 2005
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The bag you use to make your tea... not something perverted at all
I made tea with a tea bag this morning... and it was not sexual.. in any way at all
by John Lang May 11, 2006
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