tea bagger

Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.

After a revival meeting of the ignorant; with a sly grin, Elmer the tea bagger, wiped his chin.

by jaaxxn April 12, 2011

tea bagger

a girl or gay guy who sucks balls, the ball sack is the t bag

you girl, wanna t bag

by t bag master March 18, 2003

Tea Bagger

A person, usually on a CB Radio, who waits for the right time to insert a comment in someone elses conversation, thus changing the entire meaning of the sentence intent. This is done by a more powerful voice, signal, or a closer proximity to the hearer. Thus effectively filling the mouth and leaving embarassing virtual nut marks on the talker.

What was actually said "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I nailed the ball, I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

What everyone else heard due to a slick Tea Bagger "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I 'shit my pants', I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

tea bagger

Surfers who sit on their board (i.e. tea bag it) and take up space, while not catching any waves.

Look at all those tea baggers out at Malibu

by Hanson March 18, 2003

tea bagger

Usually goes by the moniker Leaning Left, It is someone that enjoys this bizarre sexual practice while masturbating to Bush pictures

Leaning Left has a secret love for GWB and would love to be his tea bagger

by eastern shore lib March 29, 2010

One Stone Tea Bagger

Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.

Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger

by thesnake3h February 22, 2009

iced tea bagger

someone who chills their nutsack and places them on a sleeping persons lips

When you are an eskimo you are an iced tea bagger

by adam November 22, 2004