tea-time tug

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

Louisiana Tea Time

The act of a man steeping his balls in a fresh cup of warm urine, then pouring the cup down a woman’s throat or on her face.

Sorry guys, I have to get home to the wife... It’s Louisiana tea time and I’ve been holding it all day.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

tea time tim

tea time tim is another level of the average tea time. tim takes tea to an obnoxious level and adds to the awkward sensation of any situation. Tea time tim is a name born from a minor supporting character in “the set up” movie, creepy tim. he accurately resembles how people look while searching and sharing the “tea time tim”.

the tea time tim is that billly told sarah who told bill who told natalie who told bob that sally is preggers

by natalie wilson March 29, 2019

tea time

when a woman experiences sexual arousal, provoked or unwarranted.

Oh god, when he flicked my bean I got immediate tea time!

by hawt&dayyyyyngerous February 18, 2011

tea time

1. A time for tea (as in the letter T)
T standing for tonic (as in alcohol)
fin. A time for alcohol.

Yo my nizzo its tea time!

by JooWantZia November 5, 2003

Tea time babes

A dope group chat that loves drama and spills all the “tea”. The best member of the group chat goes by the name of siesta. She is lit, cullen on the other hand, that’s another story, he is so mean. But everyone else is lit

Fan 1- have you heard of tea time babes?
Fan 2- OMG yes I love them, especially siesta!

by Ilikejazz October 26, 2017

Lucky Tea Time

When a combination of three Irish or British men fuck one woman untill she burts out screaming. There must be three men total, with at least one British man and one Irish man. The woman may be any nationality.

Bro, that chick just asked me if we wanted to do some lucky tea time!

by G-DIDDI October 6, 2011