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Tarqling

When your a complete retard and you have big ass so you are a vaco bony and you a ovoo javaa and your are big boi retarded. Applies heavily to sisters, so much so, that it overcomes the roast “rat”.
You’re such a tarqling. You are retarded and you forget your white tank tops. You Tarqling you stole my London sweatshirt!
by Jacob Kriken April 2, 2020
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Tarqling

When you smell like a piece of boloney and you are a ovoo java and you have autistic retarded-ism ewww
Ewwww! it's a tarqling TAKE A SHOWER!!
by MelDog19 April 2, 2020
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tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school
The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.
by Tom December 22, 2004
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tardliness

the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective.
My tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.
by ralionairb August 25, 2009
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Free-tarding

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.
Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
by Furious_G November 24, 2018
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Tarding

The act of cruising around town parking in handicap spots with one's tard card, for the sole purpose of irritating those who must park blocks away.
Ex: Dude, let's go tardin' downtown this weekend and piss off all the tourists.

Ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.
by LadyGeezer May 2, 2011
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[ Tarding Out ]

When someone, an animal, or an appliance or a machine spontaneously begins to act retarded.
I.E (in the case of a person) they randomly begin to flail around, babble,speak in jiberish, grunt or scream alot, or act retarded in some other manner.
I.E (machine/appliance) when one of the two just stops working for no apparent reason and becomes difficult and fristrating to opperate
Suddenly shellshock caused Private Smith to start Tarding Out . He kept screaming and kept hitting himself over his head with his trenching spade. Then he ran out of the trench still screaming and hitting himself and got shot. What a retard.
by GameAce99 January 2, 2008
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