A tannequin is someone who is excessively tan and appears to be fake (in personality and/or appearance) like a mannequin.
"Hey, you should ask that girl over there out."
"Which one?"
"The tan one with the bleach blonde hair."
"Sick, man, you're into tannequins?"
"Which one?"
"The tan one with the bleach blonde hair."
"Sick, man, you're into tannequins?"
by alrose. October 16, 2008
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(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.
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Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com
He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.
He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.
by thatquietkid June 18, 2010
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To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.
Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."
Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."
Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."
Tanner: "Fuck you man."
Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."
Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."
Tanner: "Fuck you man."
by Hardparty May 21, 2009
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