Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Stripper Tanlines

Tan lines that make you look like a stripper.
i.e. megan and kristin.

Those stripper tanlines are a bit ridiculous!

by retart1234567890 May 3, 2010

scene kid tanline

when someone with scene hair gets a tan/sunburn on their face and they get a tanline where their bangs are.

person 1: woah, thats a killer sunburn you have there.
person 2: yeah, check out my scene kid tanline though!

by insertwittynamehere_ July 6, 2010

A Fine Specimen of Manliness

A man who just oozes manliness, forcing all the women (and sometimes men) to take notice.

Gabbi: Wow, is that Collin?
Reagan: Collin, a fine specimen of manliness
Caleb: Wow...

by dicktrickles November 18, 2010

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

Playboy bunny tanline

A tanline caused by a playboy bunny sticker at the tanning bed. Usually placed on the inside of the hip above the public area.
Signifies that the person with the tanline is "DTF", or a slut in general and will "put out" or have sex with anyone willingly. An "easy lay".

You that girl got the playboy bunny tanline so I know I can hit it!

She got that playboy bunny tanline, lets run a train on her.

by Jockguy19 August 28, 2022

Manliness

To be of a very manly nature

punching a cow makes you manly, hence giving you manliness

by Kevin M Smith July 28, 2006