Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.

"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012

liquor tampon

Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.

"Get that liquor tampon out of your asshole and just drink like a normal person"

by Hotboxtheyurt September 28, 2014

Tampa Tea

Tampa Tea is an alcoholic beverage comprised of 1 part Jack Daniels and 2 parts Monster Energy Drink.

A Dirty Tampa Tea is the aforementioned mix plus at least 1 mg of powder cocaine

I don’t prefer 4 Locos, I’m a man of culture, I prefer Tampa Tea

by ChonDeLolkat November 25, 2021

tampon boy

Kali Muscle's most favorite word.

"These fuckboys, tampon boys are spreading hate on social media."

by thestupidjacked March 22, 2017

Attention Tampon

Someone who soaks up all of the attention.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't stand this new guy, he's such a kiss-up!

Guy #2: I know! He's such an attention tampon!

by TheSpirix January 23, 2011

tampon swing

Pulling a bloody tampon out your cunt getting blood on the toilet bowl

Karen tampon swinged all over my toilet now theres blood everywhere looks like a crime scene

by Tomscunt January 19, 2016

Tampinco

1. (verb) the act of plunging the tongue deep into a man's asshole and then trying to bust rhymes and/or rap; 2. (as noun) short, cross-dressing male with no confidence and a micro-penis.; 3) asshole

"I didn't know that he was gay until I walked in on him pulling a Tampinco on Jim!!!"
"Well, were the rhymes dope at least?!?"
"No...they were shitty"

by Jaguilera May 20, 2010