bobbing for tampons

Someone who is covered in blood and has posibly been bobbing for tampons.

"God, you look like you been bobbing for tampons!"

by Bloody tampon September 4, 2008

Ass Tampons

Groups of forum-dwelling sperglords who derive all pleasure in their existence from thinking that they have any effect on other members of said forum.

"Hey, look at all those 30+ year old members who are STILL on that forum. It's like they're so unhappy with their lives that they need to derive pleasure from an imagined sense of self worth! What ass tampons!"

by Jennie S sucks the cock March 5, 2013

chat tampons

started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.

topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
sex
masturbating
sex
sex
PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.

by linda April 4, 2005

elephant tampons

The biggest size of tampon one can use. Generally it's somewhere between the roundness of a nickel and quarter.

Aww, why'd you buy those elphant tampons again?

Those elephant tampons hurt like bitch to pull out.

by valleyofcorpse February 1, 2008

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023

Emotional Tampon

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017