takuache

A person, usually of Mexican decent, who drives a slammed Silverado on billets who drives around yelling things like “si quema cuh” or “no quema cuhhh”. Usually the type to ruin car meets by doing peg leg burnouts.

Look at Edgar foo. He’s being a huge takuache at the truck meet right now cuh

by Rajé November 7, 2020

takoda

a name for someone unique and utterly gorgeous. preferably a guys name. A name for somebody who is good at skiing and really really hot.

Ally- "GIRL!! look at that takoda, he is FINEE!"

Abby- "OH he is so fine."

by cutebutt December 15, 2009

takova

"Takova" is a bulgarian word used to replace any word you don't know or you can't think of at the moment. It is literally the only word you need to know if you're going to Bulgaria. Bulgarians use it for anything and everything.

Bulgarian1: what do you want for dinner?
Bulgarian 2: just some "takova" from yesterday.

by Bgbiatch November 27, 2018

Takoma Park Middle School

A school located in Silver Spring. Unlike the other definition written by some idiot, this school is unaccepting as fuck and almost all the kids juul, vape, and smoke crack. There is a huge ass divide between the magnet nerds and the non magnet kids who smuggle in weed. This school is only marginally better than Eastern.

Yo, did you go to Takoma Park Middle School?

Yea man, that place was rough as fuck, had to carry a glock with me cuz the security guards didn't do shit. One had 3 teeth and jacked off to hentai all day.

by dont_sag_21 September 5, 2021

takoma park

capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.

l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!

by hottness January 12, 2004

Takua

Takua was an adventurous Av-Matoran who was disguised as a Ta-Matoran and sent to Metru Nui during the Time Slip. He later moved to Mata Nui, where he eventually became the Chronicler. After donning the Kanohi Avohkii, he was transformed into Toa Takanuva, the prophesied seventh Toa and the only Toa of Light.

I would fuck Takua

by Felix Pewdiepie December 20, 2019

Takoda

A takoda is a person (manly guys) who will never leave your side. Takoda is a very gorgeous human being. He is a very loyal friend. He will always love and care for you no matter what. Takoda’s are very rare. If you have a tokoda in your life you are truly lucky. Love him with all your heart.

Maddie “oh, look that’s my best friend his name is takoda we have been friends for 8 months”

by Maddie.baby November 17, 2018