Twibbit

n. 1. A corpse found headless that wasn’t mortified by decapitation. 2. A slurred pronunciation of tidbit.

John: Bill, come look! I found a twibbit!

Bill: That isn't a twibbit, John. You can see very clearly that there are wounds around the neck created before mortification!

by Flashlight50 November 7, 2012

twibberish

Twitter + Gibberish = "Twibberish", or pretty much anything in my twitter newsfeed.

twibberish: ff fomo yolo scoda tbt instagood fml , etc.

by Neal Saverz June 28, 2013

twabblies

Boobies of the female variety.

"Hey Glasses."
"Hey Twabblies."

by roquet February 12, 2007

Twitbooking

The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.

John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

QUABBING A TWAB

When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.

when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab.

by THESHOKKKK February 17, 2005

Twitbut

Abbreviated form of 'Twitter Butler'. Someone who is not or nor longer a so-called 'Twitter King'. They are lacking the Twitter skills that others possess.

Johnnie's such a Twitbut, he keeps talking to himself on Twitter; to think he used to be a Twitter King.

Kimmy is no longer a Twitbut. She eats, sleeps, and breathes Twitter.

by Johnnie Outlaw July 19, 2009

Twitbook

When someone uses Twitter to promote his facebook group.

The Twitter's Facebook group (now deleted) is the best example of what a Twitbook is.

by freakishlyyours March 2, 2010