Badum-tss

Usually heard after making a bad or corny joke

Also it’s badum-tss not badum-tsh

So a man walks into a bar and says “ow”

*Badum-tss*

*Laugh track*

by NahKnee August 20, 2019

Begun tss

bagoon tss

The sound of opening a beer.

Z: *takes a beer and starts opening it* "Begun ..."
The beer answers: " ... tss"

Z: *opens a beer with a very pleasant sound that it makes*: begun tss

by Zarđa September 9, 2019

ba dum tss

An onomatopoeic reference to the drum sound effect heard after a punchline has been told (called a percussive sting). "ba dum" is the sound of the snare drum and "tss" the cymbal.

It is often used in a sarcastic manner after a cliched or bad joke has been told.

John: "My essay on the cold war has to be finished tomorrow, I'm really Russian to finish... sarcastically ba dum tss"

by John1001 June 8, 2015

ba dum tss

The sound of a lost soul, begging for acceptance in a world of people that don't think their joke is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! ba dum tss

by cheesisnice August 2, 2019

Tss, please

A from of dissaproval, disbelief, or meaning you don't believe the statement

Ted: Hey dude, I am going for the belt!
Barney: "Tss, please"
Ted: I'm serious, got two hot girls lined up here!
Barney: Oh my god, you ARE going for the belt!

by Polo26450 October 30, 2008

MSs F TSs

a south african teenager by the name of @Tshiamo who doesn't know himself. and has different alter ego's who some belive in aliens , demons , feminism and being a vegan e.t.c, and he has abandonment issue's

damn bro you have mixed personalities like @MSs F TSs

by MSsFTss September 17, 2020

Ba dum tss

An onomatopoeic sound usually heard after a dad joke

My essay on the Cold War has to be finished tomorrow. I’m really Russian to get finish. *sarcastically* ba dum tss

by sdmn :) May 15, 2020