topless bus

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.

Ooh look at that topless bus!

by bus spotter July 23, 2006

Topless Tuesday

Created on Tumblr, where females are asked to post pictures of themselves without a shirt or bra. But some bitches can't comprehend the word "topless" and continue to post Facebook ass pictures.

Post your tits on topless Tuesday's.

by boob squad August 31, 2010

Topless Mirage

An occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn't have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her breasts are covered.

Kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a....

damn, nevermind it was a topless mirage

by stuffedpepper October 12, 2008

Topless Pete

A variation of the name Peter, although rarely will you find this Peter wearing a shirt.

ffs Topless Pete put a fucking shirt on

by jd23ckjdfhv,kdgsjjgl. December 4, 2010

topless head

When your girlfriend takes off her shirt and bra and gives you a blowjob.

Honey, let's duck into this empty room for some topless head.

by Buster1969 June 14, 2012

Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

Topless Tuesday

Possibly one of the best creations ever on Tumblr. Arousing boys since early 2011, girls on Tumblr are supposed to post a picture of themselves without a t-shirt (and sometimes a bra) every Tuesday.

Jack: Why's everyone putting naked photos up on Tumblr?
Dave: It's topless Tuesday!

by kezimorta September 24, 2011