Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.
by M.P.B March 19, 2008
Get the tomball tophatmug. A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat
by Lil` BananaDick September 9, 2018
Get the Alaskan Tophatmug. Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.
Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!
Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!
Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!
Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!
by Nigger,Man October 28, 2010
Get the Invisible Tophatmug. by Dr. Tophat September 14, 2020
Get the Dr. Tophatmug. When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
by notnops January 16, 2008
Get the messy tophatmug. by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006
Get the English Tophatmug. n, mullet style haircut. Business in the front, party in the back. Especially where the top and sides of the man's head is crew cut and the back is left to grow long and pretty.
The four guys in front of us at the monster truck rally were all wearing Mississippi tophats and ZZ Top t-shirts.
by willie nille July 26, 2006
Get the mississippi tophatmug.