tldr

What u say when u read Octavian's posts on teh forums.

"I AM EMPOERER OCTIAVIAN AND MY GUILD IS A ZERG GUIL AND WE ARE....
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...

SO THERE TO ALL OF YOU BLAH!!!1"

"zomg, tldr!"

by tehanteetar March 1, 2005

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Get the tldrmug.

TLDR-tard.

One who posts a reply to a post that indicates they clearly haven't read the original entry.

It was like the guy hadn't read my post at all, he sounded like a total TLDR-tard.

by Nashty2490 September 24, 2013

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Get the TLDR-tard.mug.

tldr

Too long ; did'nt read. You use this when someone just types a big ahh message and youre not keen on reading that message so you just write tldr and let them know

tldr bro. I dont got time to read all that, try to shorten it up

by PurgingScorpion June 7, 2024

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Get the tldrmug.

tlDr

Too Long Dick, its Radioactive.

When his penis is so large you mistake it for a radioactive object.

I was going to fuck Jimmy last night but he's a total tlDr so i had to go get my geiger counter instead

by Long dick lance December 5, 2018

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Get the tlDrmug.

Stands for 'Too Long Didn't Read'. Typically applies to when a female sends a long paragraph about her emotions and the mansss is no longer whipped enough to respond. Might lead you to be broken up with but you can't rlly be surprised by that.

"I just feel like you never listen to me and ever since..."

"sorry bbyting but that txt woz TLDR ttyl XD"

by iamquitegoodatgolf June 16, 2020

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