Titus

A book from the Holy Bible. Its located in the New Testament.

see the Bible for the book of Titus

by Mimi88 March 6, 2007

Titus

If you meet a Titus you will become the happiest person in the world, so stay with him. He is the sexiest, nicest, most loving person you'll ever meet. He will "love" you until you're sore if you let him. He's thoughtful and cares about the way you feel. He will become the love of your life just like he became mine.

Girl: are you chapstick because I'd love to rub you all over my mouth
Ti: no I'm actually a Titus

by Tituslover30 November 26, 2018

Titus

Titus is a very funny guy who can make anyone laugh. He can be kind sometimes but is very self-centered, Lots of girls will probably like him. He is very creative in arts and music. And their horoscope will most likely be Leo.

Person 1 (Titus): *talks to girls*
Person 2: he is probably a titus!

by WhatALozerrrrrr May 14, 2018

Thotus Deletus

Will wipe out half of the women in the universe.

THOTUS DELETUS! Thot: I don't feel so good...

by Good Man Allah October 3, 2018

Titus Lux

Titus is always a loser and is bipolar

Damn, that Titus Lux kid is really bipolar and is really cool

by ClearlySnacks December 6, 2018

Chris Titus

A very popular stand up comedian.

Also happens to be a very tall, sexy MOFO

Damn, I wish I could be as cool as Chris Titus

by chiefsfan2985 July 29, 2009

Titus Aduxass

A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.

Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017