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The Last Great Console

Chrono Tigger and FF3 sell at a f*ckin high price on Ebay.
by Ron Barr March 30, 2003
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The Last Unicorn

A man, or woman secures a dildo to his/her forehead. This dildo is then forced into the woman's vagina, until orgasm.

It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
"I performed the Last Unicorn on Jill last night, and I wasn't the only one naying."
by Boys of 17 March 29, 2009
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The Last Jedi

The eighth film in the main Star Wars saga, that divided Star Wars fans, with those who disliked the movie being extremely vocal on the internet, especially directing hate towards Rian Johnson, the director. Many fans have campaigned for Disney to remake the movie, with some petitions passing their signature goals by thousands. One thing from the movie unites fans however. The Canto Bight scene is really poor.
Me: Idk, I kinda liked The Last Jedi.
Literally everyone: Oi. Fuck off! You’re the only one who thinks that!
by SevenGillShark August 25, 2018
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The Last great console

See: Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)
See also: Amazing

The Super NES was the last great of the greats. While there were other respectable consoles (Sega Master System, etc.) the SNES stands head-and-shoulders above them all. Utilizing the first real Interconsole Connectivity (a system of ideas that is still in employment today) the SNES beat down other companies with its ability to play Gameboy games with its Game-Genie-like Super Gameboy adapter.

Following up from their heritage of "Programmable Games" (excitebike, etc.), The system had Mario Paint, where hours could fall into nonexistance as you try to draw with the only mouse for a console available at the time, and for years to come.

There is so much amazingness packed into this gray-and-purple rectangle (With its own Eject button!)that its hard to see why gaming went and started to depend on graphical capabilities, but there is an explanation in the SNES itself.

Super Nintendo sowed the seeds of its own demise when Nintendo released StarFox with the SuperFX chip built into the cartridge, it was one of the first fully Three-Dimensional console titles, if not The First.
"Wanna play The Last Great Console?"

"Yeah! Pop in Secret of Mana*!"

(*Secret of Mana, one of the first realtime multiplayer RPG 's)
by T3h Ruiner August 15, 2006
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the last five years

a musical play written in the late 90's by Jason Robert Brown. It tells the story of one couple's failed relationship told through the eyes of both the male and the female, Jamie and Cathy. Jamie tells the story in correct chronological order, whilst Cathy tells it in reverse order, starting with the "dear jane..." letter that is written to her by Jamie at the end of the play.
"The Last Five Years was performed at the theater loft last weekend, my friend Chris starred in it.
by john the tearer August 8, 2004
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The Last Dance

Michael Jordan‘s last championship run with the Chicago Bulls in 1997/98.

ESPN and Netflix released a 10-part documentary about it in April 2020.
"Have you seen The Last Dance?"
"Yeah bro, MJ's the goat for sure."
by A1RMAX June 10, 2020
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The Last Jedi

What you see when you look down into the base of the toilet after a fierce session of fiery diarrhoea.
Man 1: Oh no! I didn't make it to the john in time! Now The Last Jedi is all over my kitchen floor...
by TheDefinerOfThingsUndefined January 23, 2018
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