Thunderclap

the name for a very obese woman

DAYMN! Check out that thunderclap over there! I bet she caused that thunderstorm.

by CottonCandyYo April 25, 2010

Thunderclap

When someone’s head gets caved in like a pancake in an instant and makes a loud clapping noise thus spraying blood everywhere.

Sentence: Dude, I was in that haunted house and David’s head totally thunderclapped while we were trying to run away from the demonic forces.

by BigDogYanaBo April 3, 2020

thunderclap

when one experiences the clap (gonorrhea) of such severity that when the victim stands up his or her disease-ridden vaginal lips or testicles lifelessly collide together thus producing a most thunderous sound.

Today during class Renée stood up and her resulting thunderclap could be heard for miles.

by vulgardefinitions October 26, 2009

Thunderclap

When yo girl slam it down so hard on the last stroke that her cheeks clap against you while you pass out from nuttin.

Yooo! My girl hit me with that thunderclap last night, shit knocked me out cold!

by TruNation May 3, 2018

thunderclap

when one is sitting apon a toilt, and lets out a large fart, that may resemble thunder

guy on toilt: (lets out a thunderclap)
his mom: holy shit did you here that thunder

by DJ jamma jam jam October 13, 2011

Thunderclap

A new STD, with a similar appearance to that of Gonorrhea.

Symptoms:
Limp Dick
Swollen Testes
Puss-like Cum
Tomato Red Genital Area

Only Affects Males, Females are Carriers

200 known cases in the Statesboro, GA area

Chris has Thunderclap, but that doesn't affect Alicia's pussy.

by GingerBread Man, M.D. October 27, 2008

Thunderclap

To sneak up behind someone, like your friend, and slap their back so hard it leaves a mark. This form of thunder clapping is inspired by when you are banging someone and your balls keep hitting their ass/thighs.

Person 1: dude I just thunderclapped David so hard I left a hand mark!

Person 2: no way that’s awesome!

by The actual Obama June 2, 2019