Throat Dunk

When you dunk your meat into someone's mouth. While there are many ways to accomplish this move, the most common variation includes yelling "KOBE" and then taking a slight leap or hop to dunk the throat.

I would Throat Dunk that bitch.

by ZM1984 June 26, 2018

Sore Throat

Literally the worst fucking pain you can feel on the planet, other than headaches, I'm pretty sure you'd rather die than have this literal shithole of a feeling.

Guy 1: Bro, my throat hurts.
Guy 2: It's called a sore throat, the worst fucking thing ever, dude.

by IssYeBoi January 22, 2018

Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.

Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..

by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 26, 2019

turkey throat

A word to describe an empty ball sack.

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."

by Dr. Balls1234 April 08, 2014

throat goblin

Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.

I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.

by Doug "the Demon" Quesnel May 16, 2010

Strep Throat

It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.

I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.

by Caedoe April 14, 2014

bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017