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The Wind Turbine

The Wind Turbine is a sexual act where the female (or gay male) lays on the back and bends the ass upwards and at an angle. Using the legs and positioning them self like a tri-pod with there feet on the floor above their head.

The man then inserts his cock and in a smooth 1-2 step motion takes a spin on top like Wind Turbine blades spreading his arms and legs out as wide as he can!

If you can somehow get a run at it, this would be an historic achievement indeed!

Depending on the RPM attained, one could be breaking world records and not even know it!

I suggest an official RPM record be kept and people should begin turning in video submissions At Once!
Him: "Okay babe! Get Ready! We're gonna do The Wind Turbine" ***step-step-step-JUMP "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE, OHHHH YEAAAAAAA!"
Her: "New World Record here we come! ***Spinning "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
by ButtBiggals March 12, 2025
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The Wind chime

When you hit an angry guit and fart at the same time
I hit the wind chime and my girlfriends jaw dropped
by Ab050600 May 10, 2025
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unicorn fart in the wind

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.
by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022
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piss in the wind

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.
I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.
by oceancats April 5, 2017
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pissing in the wind

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.
Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!
by Jotinmick April 24, 2016
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men like the wind

This is an old saying about special operations people.
There are men like the wind, who sweep through the dark alleys of the world at night, clean out what is there and are gone with no trace in the morning.
by I, Wreckerrr January 12, 2017
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Brick In The Wind

Like a brick in the wind, this person will be stubborn and not move when being pushed away.

If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.
Melvin - 'Hey Keith lets go to the beach!'
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'

An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.
by TWC.TV November 6, 2016
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