the red tape

An infamous porn tape. Introduced to the world in Dane Cook's HBO show, Tourgasm.

I spank the monkey to the red tape.

by Nate X. August 14, 2006

Tape The Bat

to masturbate

dude yesterday ur sister came by and i got a boner. i had to tape the bat when she left. sorry.

by carpetrug September 28, 2008

the red tape

a certan punishment in the military where it is currently unknown but durring WWII aparently very bad w the red army but it is just something you wanna avoid at all costs (some even commit suicide)

Military commander: i carried out my orders, i sent in all of my boys...but the german engulfed us....they has artiliry, aircraft, tanks...and me, what did i have...

Krushtev: a sacred duty to resist!.......perhaps youd prefer to avoid the red tape.
*slides a torkev to him on the table*

military commander: *takes pistol* *BANG!*

by Raven M 203 June 3, 2010

tape the wall

Code word for take a shit

Ex 1: "ah damn I need to tape the wall"

Ex 2: "What is taking Taylor so long?" "Oh she's taping the wall"

by Raverforlife4 June 13, 2014

cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

duck tape on the windows

when a person is depressed and you want to be left alone a term used to explain your state of depression

sad person 1-Dude i dont want to talk to you im so freakin depressed im about to put duck tape on the windows!
naraya- chill.

by Naraya subramanian March 19, 2008

THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE

The last album by the musician DeVon Hendryx (That now formally goes by JPEGMAFIA). The album is known by many by its most common theme, to be dark, slow, sad, ambient, reverbed and lofi. The album lyrical themes also dive into self reflective topics like sexuality, suicide, relationships and being comfortable with going through a depression. When it was released it found critical acclaim for being as open and transparent as it is, and even blew up more as JPEGMAFIA started to get more traction in later years.

Person 1: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Person 2: Oh, i'm listening to that one album THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE.
Person 1: Oh cool... you good bro? If you ever need to talk i'm here man.

by Sideways* May 21, 2023