Dang son, that graffiti artist is "The real deal Shaquille O'Neal".
Yeah I get it, Steve Jobs is great, always wore the same thing... But the fact that those turtle necks were designed by Issey Miyake, that's some real deal Shaquille O'Neal shit.
Yeah I get it, Steve Jobs is great, always wore the same thing... But the fact that those turtle necks were designed by Issey Miyake, that's some real deal Shaquille O'Neal shit.
by REALDEALShaquilleONeal August 24, 2022
When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
by B-rownie March 15, 2009
The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.
by Nick D February 08, 2004
by STrevI September 11, 2008
When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.
by blr416 April 26, 2025
by blr416 April 18, 2025
An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025