the racoon

a sex move in which the man shits on his hands and wipes it around the girls eyes making her look like a racoon

dude look at that girl, i just gave her the racoon

by dumpster4436 February 4, 2007

Flag

Get the the racoon mug.

the racoon

When you make her put on a fur coat ,stick your penis in her butt and give her two black eyes

Last night she was wearing a fur coat so I have her the racoon after she pissed me off.

by rudydude August 10, 2016

Flag

Get the the racoon mug.

Related Words

The Raccoons • punch the raccoon • Racket The Raccoon • slap the raccoon • Steven the raccoon • The Royal Raccoon • the screaming raccoon • don't chase the lonely raccoon • Raccoon in the Attic • raccoon in the basement

Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Flag

Get the Fiddling the Racoon mug.

The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

Flag

Get the The Kansas City Racoon mug.

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

Flag

Get the raccoons in the attic mug.

More random definitions