leaving the porch light on

When a swinger couple, or an otherwise cheating spouse puts out a subtle hint that their significant other isn't home and they are available to cheat.

Often used to let another cheating spouse know the coast is clear to sneak in a house and start bumping uglies for a quickie

Karen wanted to let Dan know she was ready for some dirty cheating sex so started leaving the porch light on when her husband was gone for work

by Rick2024 June 11, 2023

off the porch late

When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.

When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!

by broadstreetbully April 9, 2011

Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.

I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!

by milqman August 31, 2018

Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.

She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.

by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020

playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.

Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018