Splitting the peach

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman

Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach

by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011

Monkey steals the peach

1- the act of ripping someone's bollocks off
2- the group responsible for the song "Guitar Hero"

1- oww! someone used "monkey steals the peach" on me
2- hey, did you hear Monkey Steals the Peach? man they are EPIC

by Get on ma horse October 29, 2009

The Peach Game

The Peach Game is simple really, first start you have to get a boy and a girl to play, and when you get a boy and a girl, the boy gets the move first. The boy gets to roll the dice , if he gets a lower number (1,2,3,4) he gets to do nothing. Now its the girl’s turn. If the girls gets any big number (5,6) the girl gets to touch the boy’s leg. Everytime you get the big number, you get to touch higher from (Leg to Head). If you wanna stop, buy a peach and eat it.

The Peach Game is simple really, first start you have to get a boy and a girl to play, and when you get a boy and a girl, the boy gets the move first. The boy gets to roll the dice , if he gets a lower number (1,2,3,4) he gets to do nothing. Now its the girl’s turn. If the girls gets any big number (5,6) the girl gets to touch the boy’s leg. Everytime you get the big number, you get to touch higher from (Leg to Head). If you wanna stop, buy a peach and eat it.

by doitjustdoitt March 23, 2021

Painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

Play in the peach

The art of performing any sexual activity that involves a vagina. The desire, or want to please a woman.

Could also be used to describe sex with a woman.

"Last night I got to play in the peach."

Or...
"I'm trying to get Gina to let me play in the peach."

by Ciremt October 24, 2017

the peach

The sexual act of sucking on a used tampon and spitting the liquid onto a girls face.

"last tuesday night, my uncle bob gave my aunt sandy the peach"

by Doogs! February 6, 2010

The Peach Cobbler

When you are boning a girl from behind, you pull out a frying pan and slam it down on the back of her head, like Peach does in Super Smash Bros. Can also be done with an Umbrella or any of her other weapons.

-"Dude, I gave my girl The Peach Cobbler last night!"
--"Sweet man, now you can skull fuck the back of her head!"

by DamianSolari December 17, 2008