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Ace in the Hole

any thing advantageous one keeps hidden until the right moment to use it. This is a play on playing cards, in which the Ace is the highest ranking card.
"Viagra was my uncle's Ace in the Hole with this girl last night. Ugh... -_-"
by Tarrell Bets January 23, 2004
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crisis of the hole

The true crisis in Trump’s first formal televised speech of his administration which is that he is an asshole.
It is not a crisis of the heart or soul, or a crisis at the US border, but a crisis of the hole that is plaguing the United States.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019
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PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!
by weave October 7, 2003
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Schootch the Hole

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".
by WordBaron September 1, 2009
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Sharing the Hole

The act of two penises entering into one orifice, usually the vagina.
Man 1: Hey how are you doing?

Man 2: I'm alright, I just found out that my girl wants to have a three way with another guy.. It's like we're going to be Rubbing Dicks.

Man 1: Nah, it's literally going to be you two Sharing the Hole

Man 2: Why are you better at this then I am?
by ThisDarkKnight September 6, 2013
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Get-in-the-hole! Douchebag

The person who obnoxious and inevitably yells "Get in the hole!" at a professional golf tournament. This particular brands of douche tend to follow popular golfers, especially Tiger Woods. This phrase can be heard anywhere on the course, regardless of the feasibility of said ball making it to said hole.
Guy 1: Did you hear that jack wagon yelling "Get in the hole."
Guy2: What a dumb ass. Dude was teeing off on a 600 yard par 5.
Guy1: Yeah unless Phil Mickelson got exposed to gamma rays and has a secret habit of turning green it's a totally dumb thing to say.
Guy2: Yep that guy wasa total Get-in-the-hole! Douchebag.
by JDTheNerDragon June 17, 2014
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pole in the hole

To stick your man member in any orafice, male or female.
Phong: Hey Bill, I heard you played pole in the hole with Stephanie last night.
Bill: Damn right !
by hawke4me April 10, 2015
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