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that's what she really said

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.
Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!
by cali spain January 2, 2011
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that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.
Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..
by Ojm123 October 7, 2011
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That's what your mom said

A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.

The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
by Nikki Duff August 26, 2008
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that's what i'm talking about

Something you say when you see something really cool, or a hot girl walks by. You can say it even if you never talked about the subject before.
Two dudes sitting around.
15 minutes of silence
Dude #1: "Look at that chick!"
Dude #2: "That's what I'm talkin about!"
by whodey June 15, 2004
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That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.
Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
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That's what I told my first wife.

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
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what that is

A phrase with wrong grammar, but it is already widely accepted in the English Language, as it is also widely used in public. The 'what that is' phrase could be used at the end of a question, e.g. Do you know what that is?, but now it could also be used as a single question: What that is?
(Person X doing homework)
Y: What that is?
X: My homework that is.
by 79797979797979 May 25, 2016
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