To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.
Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
by kingbumii May 6, 2015
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\ test-oo-doe-seck-shoo-ole \ , adjective, noun;
adj.
1. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another turtle
2. of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between animals of the order testudines
n.
1. a tesudosexual person
See testudophile
adj.
1. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another turtle
2. of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between animals of the order testudines
n.
1. a tesudosexual person
See testudophile
by senoramonkeypants January 26, 2012
Get the testudosexual mug.Abbreviation for "the fuck shut up". As Plato once spoke through the character of Socrates to give us the cave allegory, Jesus Diaz of Gizmodo.com has spoken through Yoda to tell Luke Skywalker to TSFU.
persons A, B, and C: "The new iPod will look fantastic next to our iPhones and iMacs!"
person X: "TFSU! You guys are all Apple fanboys"
person X: "TFSU! You guys are all Apple fanboys"
by taipeileviathan August 29, 2007
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1. Turtle-lover
2. Anyone who expresses explicit interest in turtles
3. A person who is sexually attracted to turtles
See testudosexual
1. Turtle-lover
2. Anyone who expresses explicit interest in turtles
3. A person who is sexually attracted to turtles
See testudosexual
Psychology teacher: In this clip we will see an instance of an individual expressing traits of a testudophile.
(Shows YouTube Video)
Reporter: What do you think?
Testudophile Kid: I like turtles!
(Shows YouTube Video)
Reporter: What do you think?
Testudophile Kid: I like turtles!
by senormonkeypants January 26, 2012
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Get the TFSU mug.An insufferable bunch of soylent faggots who continue to rehash the same tired points about serially-neglected first-person shooter, Team Fortress 2, on YouTube. They publish great videos for furries, trannies, and redditors to circlejerk around, topics ranging from:
- Why the game should be balanced around the .0001% of players who like Competitive
- Why TF2 mercs staring in the most recent redditslop meme is the funniest thing ever
- Why every class except the one I main should be nerfed
- Why Valve hasn't abandoned the game despite totally abandoning the game
- Why the game should be balanced around the .0001% of players who like Competitive
- Why TF2 mercs staring in the most recent redditslop meme is the funniest thing ever
- Why every class except the one I main should be nerfed
- Why Valve hasn't abandoned the game despite totally abandoning the game
"Hey, have you seen the recent trend amongst the TFtubers?"
"Yeah, they keep maintaining that every weapon that isn't stock should be bad... except the Sandvich and Ubersaw for some reason."
"Yeah, they keep maintaining that every weapon that isn't stock should be bad... except the Sandvich and Ubersaw for some reason."
by Uncle Dane the Molester Main August 5, 2023
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