Titwhistle

The noisy thing that whistles when the water in the kettle comes to a boil.

I was alerted to the boiling by the shreak of the kettles titwhistle.

by Mingot February 17, 2014

titwit

The inability of a heterosexual man or lesbian to think clearly since his/her cognitive faculties are being hindered by noticeable breasts.
May be either used as a noun for the person or an adjective for the condition.

Look how Steve's mind is mush while the Girls Gone Wild commercial is on--he is a huge titwit.

by Adam August 29, 2005

titwhanker

An adult male that still lives with his mother, even though he is well into his 30's.

Hey, Mel is such a titwhanker! He's 35 and he still lives with his mother!

by Stripe September 6, 2005

Titweed

The large course hairs sometimes found on nipples of the female form. they may not be course however, but for piss taking reasons shud be said that they are. Tit weed also applys to large fat man with man boobs with hair on the nips.

Titweed is also just used as a simple insult hurled in polite convosation.

Mild insulting of a a womens nipple hair.
"dude check out the titweed on that!",
"duuudde! thats so fuked up!"
"mega weed of the tit there my friend!"

Casual insulting of a "Tit" who is "weedy".
"fuk me Adam, ur such a fuking little weedy titweed"

by Scott Branch September 6, 2007

TFITS

The Fuck Is This Shit?

Muslims? Muslims?? We're worried about Muslims??? TFITS?

What about the Native Americans, if we give such a damn about fucking freedom?

by tsisageya August 19, 2010

TFIT

Acronym for "The Fuck Is This?!", which is a short form of "What The Fuck Is This?!" (WTFIT)

Can also appear as TFITS (The Fuck Is This Shit)

Person a: Here you go!
Person b: TFIT??

by N0ll September 11, 2010

Twitwats

Zealous fans of the Twilight books and movies. They are usually female; hence the twat after the twi. However, a Twitwat can also be a man as once he becomes absorbed into the series or is dragged to watch the movies by his girlfriend or wife he ceases to be male for that period of time. Twitwats are also oblivious to Robert Pattinson's hatred for the movies, his character and how he is secretly laughing his ass off at them while getting rich and getting tons of hot bitches.

You're just a Twitwat who wants to be shagged by a sparkling vampire and a loser who turns into a werepoodle!

The Twitwats bleached their skin albino and wore yellow contacts to pay their respects to Edward Cullen.

The Twitwat imitated Kristen Stewart's excessive blinking in hopes of attracting a man like Edward Cullen.

by Headst0ck July 5, 2010