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Badass Pterodactyl

The title given to a person who has reached a sufficient level of inebriation to display a demeanor of super badassery. Signs of reaching this state include flapping your arms like wings and screeching. Badass Pterodactyls usually feel as though they are capable of achieving great feats and may attempt to perform stunts that normal drunk people won't even do.
John: Hey dude, you totally were a Badass Pterodactyl last night. You jumped on top of a car and started roaring and trying to fly away.
by B-A-P December 26, 2009
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The Pterodactyl

When a girl wants to have a foursome with 3 guys, but she can't decide who to pleasure first. The 3 guys then proceed to stand up next to each other. The girl gets on her knees, then gives the middle man a blowjob, while she jacks off the other two. The in and out motion of her head and arms resemble a pteradactyl.
Tom: Jenny gave the pterodactyl to those 3 guys at the party!

Don: Slut.
by BAD COBRA July 20, 2006
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Spicy Pterodactyl

When you are having sex with your lady and you flip her over and insert salad tongs in her butthole so you get a nice gaping target in which to simultaneously urinate and pour Tabasco Sauce into.
That chick was so cool she even let me finish her off with the spicy pterodactyl!
by Max Natural May 9, 2009
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pterodactyl time

When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH
"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"

"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*

"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."
by ProstrateAndTrembleInFear October 13, 2013
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pterodactyl

When a woman performs oral sex on a man in front of her, while at the same time is giving hand jobs to men on her right and left. The resulting motion looks like she is attempting to fly. (Much like a pterodactyl.)
Wow, she really gives a terrific pterodactyl!
by somebody111 June 23, 2006
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teradactyl

The sexual act of performing fellatio and simultaneously jerking off two penii. This motion resembles that of a teradactyl in flight. Related to skiing, but arms are raised, and mouth is open.
I used to think that the teradactyl was extinct until Bruce, Dante, and I met up with that ho-bag Tina.
by RagingClue December 12, 2006
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skiing pterodactyl

a combination of two sexual moves, skiing and pterodactyl, it involves a woman jacking off 4 guys at once while giving another a blowjob.
Eric, Kyle, and Ryan were getting a pterodactyl from brittany when Luke and Joe showed up. So Ryan told that bitch to grab a scarf and some gloves cuz it was skiing pterodactyl time.
by Gobias, as in gobuyus a coffee January 14, 2009
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