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Vagina Tentacles

The long, spindly hairs that hang down from a dog's vagina, usually crusty in texture.
ZOMG! your dog's vagina tentacles just rubbed my neck!
by CooterLoofa March 6, 2011
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SKY TENTACLES

Appearance. The Sky Tentacles depict four large, jet-black tentacles coming out of what appears to be a rift in the sky. The tentacles themselves are of varying lengths and resemble the legs of a spider, specifically a tarantula due to having many dark hairs or possibly spikes covering them.
by vaccineisherewoohooo February 2, 2021
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Queen of Tentacles

A multi-faceted person who can handle a bajillion moving parts, project, pieces. Almost a tarot card.
by Love Jade May 20, 2021
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Bentacles

The tentacles of Ben Hargreeves from The Umbrella Acadamy. It was used in a tweet from justinmin.
“oh, dis sweetie wants to play tonight, don’t he. someone hold my bentacles.”
by Nobody important bih March 22, 2019
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tentacle

A japanese schoolgirl's best friend.
Although her boyfriend dumped her, Shikima had her tentacles to fall back on.
by Atma January 5, 2004
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Testiclese

The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.

He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.

Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"

Your answer: "Right!"
by mWEEDo January 21, 2011
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