Slang in the UK for 'The Kissy Whisperer' otherwise known as Monks or Barry.
Oh my God... Teeks won't stop kissing his bird!
by general-legend July 14, 2011
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female ejaculate; female bust; female version of skeet
singular(teek)
im'a beat her pussy up till she teeks.
im'a fuck her till she teeks.
by no ur name January 22, 2006
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When someone chats in a conversation or conference and every sentense are of maximum of 3 to 5 words continuously.
Person A: Hey how's life?
Person B: Life is great.
Person B: like
Person B: a neverending story
Person B: and
Person B: its really amazing
Person B: i think i'm really good
Person B: how bout?
Person B: are u doing fine?
Person A: Dude you are teeking!
by krakustaxr December 8, 2006
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The practice of purchasing an item and then returning a different (usually inferior or obsolete) item in the original packaging for a refund or credit. The term is usually applied to electronic components (video cards and the like), where such substitutions are likely to pass unnoticed. The practice is also generally limited to big-box stores like Best Buy or Wal*Mart, where sales volume, employee apathy, and managerial incompetence combine to create an extremely subterfuge-friendly environment.

The word may originate from a bastardized tense of "take."

For an example of primitive reverse teeking, please consult www.tomsphotos.com/router
"Wow, an 80 Gig iPod! How much did that set you back?"
"Nothing, I teeked out my 30."

"Did you sell your old box?"
"Not yet. I think I'm gonna teek the parts at CompUSA."
by Harris Bergstein December 22, 2006
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abbrevation for *teehee*; a giggle, snort, a chuckle
Girl: "This sucks!"
Guy: "Your mom sucks........in my pants."
Girl: "Teek,nice."
by Cravin Morhed March 26, 2005
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cant hide it but their gay, they will always deny it but deep down want to get dicked down.
im not gay but no homo id suck his dick being defined teek
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Tiffany Weeks' alias. A young Latino-American in my school.
You can't do my name! "Wiffany Teeks?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by Matt (Ultimate Power Ninja) April 22, 2004
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