Tittynus

tittynus .

noun, ti-ti-nus
• a sexually transmitted disease caused by being a lesbian, attracted to women, touching of the titties

Symptoms may include: extreme cases of simping, having whole body spams, and exhibiting strange boi behaviour.
Credits: ĉ̴̽o ͑́c̵̐̉k̵̀͂ (Discord)

Person 1: "Man he's being weird, he keeps spazzing out, and he's been simping over Michelle for ages"
Person 2: "You never know, he may have Tittynus

by @Debatable August 21, 2020

tatty

British slang for shabby, dilapidated, or cheap.

He is proud of his Scottish ancestry but dresses as a "Tartan Tatty" (his worn kilt kit was bought used or of little quality).

by marblemap October 30, 2008

tatty windsock

A tatty windsock is a loose, hanging well worn vagina. Often caused through child birth or copious amounts of sexual intercourse.

Michelle Willis has a very tatty windsock after giving birth to her 10th child.

Ben said I'm not going near that tatty windsock.

That slag's windsock is getting more tatty daily.

by BlackTimmy March 10, 2014

tattyanna

Is a young women who has a great personality, but also a horrible attitude and you don’t want to get on her bad side

She’s such a Tattyanna.

by Sun.flower21 June 3, 2018

Tatty Water

(N) The non-seminal fluid which accompanies semen during ejaculation. Men who have undergone a vasectomy on ejaculation only produce this fluid on its own.

Grandpa: I remember when I was young and my spunk used to be like shooting wax darts, but then the wife made me have a vasectomy and now it's just fuckin tatty water.

by WildBeast88 November 9, 2010

tatty bojangle

A euphemism for boob. First used by Russel Howard on the UK television show, Mock the Week.

"That girl has some lovely tatty bojangles."

"I would like to feel your tatty bojangles."

by Esinsiefil September 20, 2009

TattyBoJangles

babylons, boobs breasts.. made famous on mock the week.

woman: whats your fave part of me?
guy: TATTYBOJANGLES!

by yeahyou! August 1, 2009